I really do live for the future, because when I’m eating a box of candy, I can’t wait to taste the last piece. I don’t even taste any of the other pieces, I just want to finish and throw the box away and not have to have it on my mind any more.
—Andy Warhol
The Philosophy of Andy Warhol: Chapter 7, “Time,” page 113

Man, that’s no diet philosophy.
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